you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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