so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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