Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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