3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Well I just put wine in my tea
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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