I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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