office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
