Can i not drive my cunt home
thus making me awesome and them whores
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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