did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize