My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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