Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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