WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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