my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm bleeding and have questions
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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