google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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