what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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