Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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