i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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