People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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