I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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