butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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