I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Who died my cat blue again?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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