i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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