I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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