I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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