So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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