I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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