I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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