we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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