At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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