you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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