I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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