They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
