i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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