whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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