It's Friday. Sex?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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