I'm really into asian looking animals
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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