Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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