oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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