Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I think your dad took our porno
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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