In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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