If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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