did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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