Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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