So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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