the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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