But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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