Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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