Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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