Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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