Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
wow bdsm is so cute
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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