Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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