Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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