1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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