okay pat passed out under dana's car
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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