If i come over, it means nothing
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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