You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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