hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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