Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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